The Panda Riddle

Posted on March 28th, 2010 by rivalblogger

A Panda Bear walked into a resturant. He sat down at a table and ordered some food. When he was finished eating, he took out a gun and shot his waiter. He then left the resturant. After the police caught up with him, they asked him why he had killed the waiter. He replied, “Look me up in the dictionary.” What did the dictionary say?

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4 Responses to “The Panda Riddle”

  1.    Simon, on March 28th, 2010 at 4:50 pm Said:

    Or Lynne Truss in your local bookstore.

  2.    rivalblogger, on March 28th, 2010 at 5:17 pm Said:

    Hahahah nope…. Will publish the answer later this evening but I promise the answer is super corny!

  3.    Keith, on March 28th, 2010 at 6:23 pm Said:

    I think this link says it all… http://pandaganda.com/pandas-are-evil-pandaganda-is-here-to-help/

    *chuckle*

  4.    rivalblogger, on March 29th, 2010 at 6:10 am Said:

    I told you it was bad:

    When they looked up the word “Panda” in the dictionary, it stated, “Panda: Eats shoots and leaves.”

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